Yo MAMA!!!

Yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOO fat, when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'.
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!.
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her...".
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!.
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye....
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain.
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock....
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo..
Yo mama is sooooo ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly her shadow gave up..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her....
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck..
Yo mama is sooooooo ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!.